Semi Inlet
jokes on inlet oops they are very good?
jokes on intel
when i was a child i used to hear jokes on intel (worlds largest semi conductor company)
An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.
Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1.99904274017, but that’s close enough for non-technical people.
Q: What’s another name for the “Intel Inside” sticker they put on
Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium the 586?
A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got
585.999983605.
Didn’t do an exhaustive check of all the math functions. Got as far as 2 + 2 = 5 and figured that was good enough.
I made up one for you.
Q. How many Intel engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 0111010001101000011100100110010101100101000011010000101001101111011011100110010100100000011101000110111100100000011010000110111101101100011001000010000001110100011010000110010100100000011011000110100101100111011010000111010000100000011000100111010101101100011000100010110000100000011000010110111001100100001000000111010001101000011001010010000001101111011101000110100001100101011100100010000001110100011101110110111100100000011101000110111100100000011101000111010101110010011011100010000001110100011010000110010100100000011011000110000101100100011001000110010101110010
that translates to :
A. three
one to hold the light bulb, and the other two to turn the ladder
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